Here is a sample...in no particular order...
H.R. 101 Effective immediately, the minimum wage is to be repealed.
As a means to protect personal privacy, employee compensation will no longer be a concern of the federal government.
Conversely, businesses may now fine employees (up to and including 6 months Indentured Servitude) for any perceived or projected damages.
H.R. 505 English is to be the only language used in America.
Restaurants may not refer to themselves as having another county of origin.
Example: What was previously known as Mexican Restaurants, may acceptably refer to themselves as "South-western dining" or "Alamonium Period cuisine."
**Addition**
On a date(s) to be determined, hunting of illegal Mexican immigrants will be allowed. At this time, it is planed to be an "open" season. However, if the numbers of illegal Mexican immigrants begin to dwindle, a pool or lottery system may need to be set up.
All hunters must stay in their respective state and request verbal permission to hunt in another jurisdiction.
H.R. 704 In an effort to accommodate H.R. 505, Handguns may be legally sold at convenience stores and all retail outlets. The cumbersome and restricting background checks of the past will be done away with. For citizens who cannot afford such necessities, Firearms may, now, be checked out from libraries.
H.R. 911 All persons wishing to purchase, own, or view a Koran, must first register with the "Community Outreach" division of the Department of Homeland Security.
As well, use of the words "Allah," "Mohammad" or "Mecca" are prohibited while inside an airport or within New York City.
H.R. 1031. Halloween will be changed from its current Socialistic form. Children are banned from knocking on a stranger's door and pleading for a hand-out of candy. Instead, they are to request the homeowner sell them a treat at a reasonable price. If no deal can be reached, the child is allowed to offer a trade for other candies they may hold.
H.R. 401 All Science text books, specifically when talking about the origins of life, will be required to contain the first 6 chapters of Genesis.
In conjunction with this, all tests must offer two, at a minimum, acceptable responses to any single question.
Sample question:
What is the best explanation of how plants and animals came to be in their present form?
A. Through a selective process of mutations, adaptations, environmental pressures, and an inherent desire for all living things to reproduce.
OR
B. God did it.
Either answer shall be correct.
So, there you go.
While I cannot divulge my source...I'll give you a hint.
She's "you."
